Wednesday 30 May 2012

Pasty faced

Poor Ed Milliband. Just when he thought that he could celebrate a minor victory and have a pasty/ party, the taste has turned to ashes in his mouth. One of his posh chums, has rather spoilt the pasty/ party for him. Speaking for the opposition, in the House of Lords, in an urgent debate on the matter that has gripped the nation, Lord Peston gave the game away.
Lord Peston proudly and brazenly asserted that he had never in all his life, consumed a Cornish pasty. But, he rather fancied that it might taste like Boeuf en Croute, something he seemed to enjoy very much. Honestly; these people are so out of touch with the common people. Sometimes I truly despair of the modern Labour Party. Whatever would Michael Foot have thought of them, as he marched all the way from the valleys to Aldermaston, with nothing but a piece of coal and a leek to sustain him on his journey.

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