Monday 4 June 2012

Panus Barmicus

Conservationists warned today about the catastrophic collapse in Liberal Democrat (Panus Barmicus,) numbers. Nationally they have seen a decrease of 20%  in the resident population. In some parts of the country, their numbers have declined by up to 40%, in just one year alone. As a species they are in serious danger of extinction by May 2015, unless something is done to help them. Their only hope may be a captive breeding programme, but experts doubt that they could find willing specimens to breed from, as many consider them to be unattractive.
A payment of just £12 per year, could help fund a Liberal Democrat in a wind farm near to you and you will receive a regular pamphlet on just what these shy reclusive creatures are up to. If you can't manage £12, then please send what you can to help save them to: Nick Clegg, 8-10 Great George Street, London. SW1P 3AE
Thank you. Your help could make all the difference.

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